Simple .
I am Slender Man.
shhhh... It's a secret.
It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any. —Hugh Laurie (via taymurmaider)


Marilyn Monroe in ‘All About Eve’, 1950.


kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

Dave Franco taking his profile picture for Tinder (x)



i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.


this is how I would doctor


How Christina Aguilera singes lullabies to her children

If you could share this all over because the first bit of the chorus was in a post I saw a billion years ago and I MUST GIVE THAT PERSON CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE! Cool? Cool. Cause like, I don’t want to use it if they’re not cool with it, you feel? Cheers 


Tattooed Lady photographed for National Geographic, 1931 (via)

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. —Lemony Snicket (via feellng)


this is from spy kids

“i dont care about looks”