Simple .
I am Slender Man.
shhhh... It's a secret.

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

tinydipper:

i need to get up to pee and i should also charge my phone and eat something maybe have a cigarette but

i don’t want to move

u feel me

aboutanothergameover:

come on guys, let’s take a pic for the instagram 

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

ad-infinnitum:

The eternal struggle of wanting to be a cut throat, fierce, career- centred woman AND a cute housewife who makes cake and gets a beer for my husband when he’s home from work.

5th grade me: I'll never do drugs
Me now: Bruh

babygoatsandfriends:

He was a skater goat

she said cya later goat

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

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